Check it out…

I googled myself several days ago, okay two weeks and two days ago. (waiting for laughter to subside). Done now, okay, so there were two pages of listings for me, that’s right 20 listings! Only five referred to me specifically, well… one was a repeat of the same site and the other [...]

Presidential Library Destroyed!

Crawford, Texas —A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White [...]

Cities appartently fit for me…

American Cities That Best Fit You:

75% Washington, DC

65% Los Angeles

60% Chicago

60% New York City

60% Philadelphia

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Sayings ‘n’ Stuff

Dog-tired right? What is up with that saying? Is it only because the sweat out of their mouth via their tongue? that’s kinda’ lame. Lets change that and fast, ‘cus it’s gettin’ a bit old. Owl-tired, bat-tired, or raccoon-tired, note the nocturnal thing goin’ on here? Plus with the [...]