Randomness and other oddities…

This was posted to one of my sites on-line and I have to admit, I’ve never had someone try to set me up with another on-liner (gotten plenty of the “I saw you on-line and would like to meet sometime.” -either just plan trash or links to stupid porno sites).
Without further adieu here it is:
“I [...]

Whatcha’ talkin’ ’bout?

So, today I walk into work and a customer asks for a sample and then a sandwich from our menu. Nothing out of the ordinary, right?!
I tell her it will be a few minutes. Then, outta nowhere as I’m handing her the sandwich in a to go box, she said:
“You’re that SURLY VEGAN [...]

Buses rock!

As long as your not driving it that is…
One brisk fall day while aboard the #6 going to work a guy starts asking around for some change.
Guy: “An’ buddy hapn’ ta’ ha’ change fo’ a ten?” (Translation: “Any buddy happen to have change for a ten [dollar bill]?”)
After trying his best we all were [...]